Man introducing a woman to another man [as dissimilar looking as possible]: 'Guess who this is?'
'Your sister?'
'No! She's my wife.'
'You married your sister?'
In praise of the Father Brown mysteries
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You might think that as a non-believer I’d be somewhat irritated by GK
Chesterton’s Father Brown stories – or put off by the little
priest-detective’s ma...
1 day ago
3 comments:
heeheehee.
i would love to indulge in such repartee! unfortunately it always strikes me long past the event :-(
schaudenfreude!!
talk about persistence.
"you married your sister?"
"even if she were my sister, and all the men and women in the world were siblings, you would still be a virgin"
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