- I always forget to smell the roses on the way to my office. When I do remember, I can't find them and the flower boy offers only tulips. So I sit in the cubicle and sniff at my armpits.
- The best compliments in life are on the size of your sex organs.
- It takes two taangs to go.
- Never kiss a gift horse in the mouth. Don't kiss him in other places too.
- You can tell a lot about a man by counting the 'suck's and 'fuck's in his google searches. You can tell even more by counting 'gay porn'.
- Do faucets get tap dance in strip clubs?
- A friend in need is a friend...? [Sneer] Indeed!
- Are Aamir and Chetan fighting over the name of the third idiot?
- Subah ka bhoolaa jab shaam ko aataa hai toh usse bhoolaa nahi, "Good Evening" kahte hain.
- Mahesh Bhatt is adapting A Fish called Wanda. The fish is called Avatar Nose.
Happy new Year. Hope you don't have to climb to the top to realise it's the wrong wall.
1 comment:
hee hee.
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