Friday, January 01, 2010

Thots on New Year's Eve

  1. I always forget to smell the roses on the way to my office. When I do remember, I can't find them and the flower boy offers only tulips. So I sit in the cubicle and sniff at my armpits.
  2. The best compliments in life are on the size of your sex organs.
  3. It takes two taangs to go.
  4. Never kiss a gift horse in the mouth. Don't kiss him in other places too.
  5. You can tell a lot about a man by counting the 'suck's and 'fuck's in his google searches. You can tell even more by counting 'gay porn'.
  6. Do faucets get tap dance in strip clubs?
  7. A friend in need is a friend...? [Sneer] Indeed!
  8. Are Aamir and Chetan fighting over the name of the third idiot?
  9. Subah ka bhoolaa jab shaam ko aataa hai toh usse bhoolaa nahi, "Good Evening" kahte hain.
  10. Mahesh Bhatt is adapting A Fish called Wanda. The fish is called Avatar Nose.
Happy new Year. Hope you don't have to climb to the top to realise it's the wrong wall.

1 comment:

Pankaj said...

hee hee.