Monday, December 29, 2008

Which creed are you?

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/India/Those_who_trim_hair_beard_are_not_true_Sikhs_SGPC/articleshow/3905621.cms
Tired of taking decisions for yourself?
Racked in doubts over what you believe in and what you don’t?

No worries no more.

Now in your own neighborhood – Fellowships to Arrogate Right to Think for Yourself (F.A.R.T.Y)

Determine your set of believe by filing in details regarding:

What clothes you wear
The length of your hair
The number of times you pray
The size and shape of skull-cap or turban you wear

And get your scores in 7 days.

If you think you are what you are – a Hindu, Muslim or Sikh – think again. In fact, don’t think at all. Let FARTY decide for you.

In case you still disagree with our results sms us at 6969 and we’ll send around a bunch of goons to burn your house and lynch your family.

For more details, keep watching the news.

1 comment:

TradeExpress said...

"Men or women with trimmed hair, moustaches and beard are neither Sikh nor Sehajdari Sikh"

make way for the moustached punjabi hottie.

b.t.w - the "sarrr, iske baare mein kuch nahi bolneka!!" article was hillarious.