Friday, April 23, 2010

Sneak peek into my stock answers for the matrimonial quiz

'Are you a tee-totaller?'
'No, I am an all-rounder.'

'Are you a virgin?'
'No. Aquarian.'

'Do you do drugs?'
'Never by prescription.'

'Would you cheat on me?'
'I don't play cards.'

'Do you respect women?'
'Oh yes. I call them my daddy.'