Thursday, December 02, 2010

Chhod do aanchal

Somebody please tell me why a geriatric actor, whose pedigree can be best described as Punjabi-raised-in-Bombay, and an even more geriatric-actress from the South are swelling with pride for a part of the country at least a thousand miles from their own land?

By the way, if this state is ever made, it would beat even Bihar in is glorious la(lu)wless days.

Wednesday, December 01, 2010

Better than coffee

Research has confimed that you jolt awake 23% faster if you smell the post-binge barf you forgot to flush last night, over the coffee.