Man introducing a woman to another man [as dissimilar looking as possible]: 'Guess who this is?'
'Your sister?'
'No! She's my wife.'
'You married your sister?'
Happy 250th
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3 comments:
heeheehee.
i would love to indulge in such repartee! unfortunately it always strikes me long past the event :-(
schaudenfreude!!
talk about persistence.
"you married your sister?"
"even if she were my sister, and all the men and women in the world were siblings, you would still be a virgin"
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